Just a Girl: I love my Mom →
alithaa: Yesterday I went out to this party but I didn´t know the exact address (and I have to say I´m mess with direction so I get lost easily) I was driving at 12 alone in one of the most dangerous city in Mexico (Monterrey) and my mom called me to check if I was fine but I didn´t know it was her so I…
It took me two minutes and five head positions to...
When you get married there are four kinds of sex:
sexycadbury: HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say “FUCK YOU” COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many...
Jisko Hai Kho Jana Wo Milta He Kyun He, Dil Ko He Murjhana To Khilta He Kyun He
When you see something funny on tumblr:
ireallyamjustamadmanwithabox: On the inside: What everyone else sees on the outside:
ishouldhavekilledyou: Omg I died when I saw this.
Reblog if today is not your birthday.
About two years ago, my mum discovered how to play solitaire on the computer....– Parents Just Don’t Understand: Issue 197 (via collegehumor)
Wasn't I enough?
mapit: I tried for you I tried for us wasn’t that enough? I cried for you and I lost my friend I delt with demons and I closed off maybe my love isn’t enough I thought maybe someday you would wake up from this trance and see that I am not a different person I thought somehow it would be enough but it is not enough it will never be enough For some reason that is okay with me because I am enough...
Next date to survive, December 21 2012
That awkward moment when you don't know how to...
monsieur-boogie: So you’re like: But when you see your picture, you look like: